After 19 Attempts, Ozzy Osbourne Passes His Driving Test

Posted: July 6, 2010 in Music, Rock

It took 19 attempts for the British musician, Ozzy Osbourne, to obtain his driver’s license.  The revelation was made by himself, who admits to having blowing the exam 18 times, because he was always “drunk or something”.

In interviews, Ozzy even resorted to calming the nerves for the test, but eventually fell asleep at the wheel.  “When I woke up, the examiner had simply disappeared, but left a message on a paper on the dashboard: “Unfortunately Mr. Osbourne has not passed the exam and would suggest that he never again try to drive this car.” said Ozzy.  Ozzy also said that instructors and testers have told him, “I’m not even f***ing getting in the car with you”.

Ozzy is now 60 years old and first attempted his driving test 30 years ago.  Now, finally with the license in his hand, the musician has another problem: nobody wants to ride in the car with him behind the wheel.

  1. I don’t know what I would be more scared about… riding in a car with Ozzy driving or being in another car and Ozzy is on the road… No offense Prince of Darkness!

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